zdistrict’s Reviews Mean Nothing

Nope. Nada. Zilch. His reviews are worthless.

Let’s check out the scores for the last 10 reviews he’s written:

REVIEW: RAID – THE REDEMPTION…   4.5 out of 5

Review: Abraham Lincoln – Vampire Hunter  3 out of 5

REVIEW: LOCKOUT… 3 out of 5

REVIEW: FASTEST… 4.5 out of 5

REVIEW: THE DICTATOR… 4 out of 5

REVIEW: THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN… 3.5 out of 5

SUPERMAN VS. THE ELITE… 3 out of 5

AMERICAN REUNION… 5 out of 5

REVIEW: MEN IN BLACK 3… 5 out of 5

REVIEW: 21 JUMP STREET… 5 out of 5

Notice the pattern? The lowest score he ever gives is a 3. I went back 10 pages under his movie reviews category and I only found a single movie review that had a rating under 3 and it was a 2. More than half of his total movie reviews are a perfect 5 out of 5.

HEY I LIKED THIS!! I’M GOING TO POST IT ON MY BLOG AND CALL IT A “REVIEW.” – zdistrict

His reviews mean nothing. His definition of a review is telling people what he liked not an assessment or evaluation. Every time I read his blog I automatically scroll past any “review” posts because I already know he likes it.

Learn what review means zdistrict. You don’t have to be nice to movies. They didn’t do anything for you to have to be nice to them. Man up and start giving out 1’s and maybe even 0’s after your first baby steps of learning how to score a review properly. You think Roger Ebert got famous for handing out perfect scores all the time?

Maybe he’s giving all those movies high ratings because he feels guilt from illegally downloading every single movie he watches.

Keep it classy zdistrict.

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