Someone stab my eyeballs out with a cattle prod.
The last time I saw so many grammatical mistakes was when I was in first grade and it was coming from a kid who was still sucking his thumb. When I was in first grade I was already whooping sixth graders asses.
I know what I’ll do. I’ll teach Her English! I’ll take time out of my knitting to teach Her some simple grammar rules of English! I’ll post a screenshot of all her mistakes and correct them! Here’s the first tip:
Her English Lesson #1: Sentences, and paragraphs, start with a CAPITAL letter.
Her English Lesson #2: Sentences end with a punctuation mark. + You didn’t even attempt to put a space in between why and that smiley face.
Her English Lesson #3: When the letter “I” is by itself, it must always, ALWAYS, be capitalized.
Her English Lesson #4: You can’t mix together a present and past tense in the same sentence. It’s confusing and grammatically INCORRECT.
For further reading on the topic I suggest to Her from His&Hers check out this reading material:
We all know that you write and post in English because there are more English blog readers, which means you get more clicks on your ads and you make more $$$, but come on. You’re making yourself look so silly “trying” to write in English.
Remember Her… you got to go to class to be classy.