I’m sitting here wondering what a conversation with 965malls would be like… (note: imagine 965malls has a viking accent)
Me: Hey 965malls you know flames in the background make your blog look silly right?
Me: Uh… they make you, the blogger, look like they’re 5 years old, you know, the typical age when kids are into those silly flames like the one on the background of your website.
Me: Well you know you barely ever start sentences with a capital letter right? Kind of also adds to the “you’re probably 5 years old” remark.
965malls: BECAUSE I HAVE FLAMES AS MY BACKGROUND IMAGE I DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW ENGLISH RULES!!!
Me: And uh… the majority of your posts have nothing to do with malls even though your name is 965malls right?
965malls: IRRELEVANT! FLAMES!
Me: And you kno…
Alright. I can’t look at that blog anymore. All I see are those vomit-inducing, graphic design freshman made flames.
Get some class 965malls. Buy some if you have to… really.